A horrifying revelation

Today I discovered that there are not 1, not 2, not 3, but 4 Nigella cook books I don't own. What kind of Nigella devotee am I?

ARGH, how is it possible that I do not own:

1. Nigella Bites;

2. Forever Summer;

3. How to Eat; and

4. Christmas...

I disgust myself.