Ladies of Perth - Step up to the plate

So the men of Perth have copped a bit of a battering this week, but ladies, you also need to address something..

All to often I am being attacked by the open toe stocking squadron. This is unacceptable. If you can see your toes in the shoes, they aren't winter shoes and whacking on a pair of stockings isn't going to change that.

All it does is make you look from a distance like you have some kind of toe eating fungus.